- me: shit what if i'm pregnant?
- me: after all the talks about protection
- me: how am I going to tell my mom?
- *1 minute later*
- me: oh wait i'm a virgin.
- me: unless...
- me: unless I was in a pool and someone jacked off in there
- me: oh god i'm pregnant
- me: how am I going to explain this
- Lol this is exactly what I do.
Anonymous asked: This is not the same person who came up about masturbation but you just came up on my feed and I just want to let you know, I have a huge crush on you. Thing is, I will never actually meet you. Just to let you know.
Hmm. Well alright. Is there a reason why you’ll never meet me? I guess I don’t really see the point of letting me know if I’ll never meet you anyways. Unless you just wanted to get it out.
May 14th • 0 notes
Anonymous asked: What turns you on the most?
Jellybeans.
Uh.
I dunno..
Tall people? I like demmmmmm…
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite way to get off?
By a guy. Since I don’t do it myself. WHAAAAAAAAT is with these masturbation questions bro?!
May 13th • 0 notes
Anonymous asked: Oh look gorgeous! You're ready for summer :]
Thank you! (:
May 4th • 0 notes
ekim-senoj asked: Completely unfair of me to say this. And for that, I apologize.
I don’t know if I can forgive you Michael.
May 4th • 0 notes
ekim-senoj asked: will u hv sex with me bby (: GUESS WHOOO? IM NOT CHUCKIEE (:
Shit mang, well if you aint chuckie den hell yeah. (; Haha Oh you silly Mikemike.
May 3rd • 2 notes
